Humble Beginnings

Well here we are again. For those of you who have no idea  who i am and are visiting this page or seeing any of my stuff for the first time let me welcome you with a recap of my story so far.

The Origins Story

The details of my life are quite inconsequential. 

Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. 

My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it... Wait.... No that's not right. Lets try again. 

I'm Josh. 22 Years old. Gamer, Zombie Slayer, Comedian, Fat Man. 

My main interests are playing games be them video or board. Collecting comics (which has recently taken a lull) and watching all the latest Films and TV shows that take my interest. 

Ive previously had 2 blogs that where meant to be more professional and whilst there was enough content being provided and posts being uploaded we never took the next step and got an official website which eventually lead the the blog being shut down due to other commitments. Now I'm back and taking a more relaxed approach to this and you beautiful fuckers are here with me to witness the beginning of something i hope will be a regular thing. 

What I am looking to do

Essentially what I'm looking to do is find somewhere i can post my opinions on things that i feel passionate about. Weather that is a relaxed review of the latest episode of Doctor Who or of whatever game i seem to be obsessed with at that moment. 

I am also looking to get some videos put up at some point which may be lets plays in certain games or may be shows i think up from my deranged little mind. Vlogs and a podcast are also a possibility and maybe if i manage to rope her into it i may have a guest in some things i do to mix things up a bit. 

What can I do to help?

Well I'm glad you asked Billy. All you need to do is keep coming back and checking up on me like an old relative that kid of smells like urine but nobody has the heart to tell them. The more views you give the more content i will upload and hopefully we can take the next step in our online relationship and maybe get our own place.

Wait, Whose Billy?

Enough asking questions and bookmark this page.


Thank you again for taking the time to read my ramblings. More will be on the way soon.

Or will they? You never know with this renegade space cowboy.